Escambia University

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ACCREDITATION

OUR MISSION

OUR CAMPUS

YOUR DIPLOMA

PLASTIC SURGERY

CAMPUS NEWSPAPER

EARN AS YOU LEARN

SIC SEMPER LUX
(Always Use Detergent)

The stately floating administrative headquarters of Escambia University prepares to leave for its favored location just outside the twelve mile limit. This refurbished garbage scow houses the University President and his staff.

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"Escambia" is a Hellarwee Indian word
for "Sun seen through the palms."
OR
"We're hopelessly lost and the trees all look alike."

SIC GLORIA TRANSIT MUNDI
(Gloria got sick on the bus Monday)

CARPE DIEM
(Seize The Fish)

It's been often stated that Escambia University, like most
of founder Gregory Potemkin's enterprises, cannot be spelled
without the word scam. It is also noted that the name Potemkin
cannot be spelled without pot. There is magic in language.