VIGNETTES FROM THE HISTORY OF ESCAMBIA UNIVERSITY

When Things Go THONG, They Go So Very THONG!
Pensacola's Brush With Championship Volleyball

Long time Pensacola residents will recall that the sport of volleyball was invented in the  area. Originally called Valleyball, it was named after the Escambia Valley. The local founding team eventually saw its prominence relegated to cult status and eventually found itself ignored by historians. Even the name was eventually changed to "Volleyball" in an attempt to cover-up an era most locals find embarrassing.

Dr. Freudlick Potemkin operated a local psychiatry clinic that soon found itself specializing in the treatment of men obsessed with exhibitionist tendencies. Dr. Potemkin apparently had a long standing interest in the activity. He encouraged his patients to find an outlet for their energy in an attempt to have them sublimate for the problem. The sport they invented became popular but also unfortunately gained the region an unwanted exposure, so to speak.


A Pensacola player returns a
serve during a heated match.


A local player leaps to
block a ball at the net.


A Pensacola "valleyballer" turns
away while receiving a hard serve.


An Escambia County server
prepares to strike the ball.


A local player follows
through after a serve.


Proudly flaunting his thong, a
Pensacola player poses for the camera.

Of course the first thing you noticed was the uniform. Dr. Potemkin's patients claimed that this thong, as they called it, gave them the correct freedom of movement they needed. In any event, opposing players were so flustered at seeing Escambia University's players sometimes leaping free of the loose fitting garment, they could not perform athletically. The locals often shut out their opponents en route to declaring themselves World Champions in the new sport.

You can imagine the uproar in the surrounding counties when the Escambia University team attempted to play in their communities. It was the late 1800's and while Pensacola and the surrounding areas were a "wide open" environment for such things, America just wasn't ready for such activity. Valleyball faded from the scene and was replaced by a more acceptable game called Volleyball.  It wasn't until modern times that the original game came back in the form of something called Beach Volleyball.



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