Pensacola usually
had a great influx of hedgeapple pickers every fall. Workers migrated
from as far away as Milton and Mobile to stay in the migrant camps and
earn what was to them big money in the hedgeapple harvest. Young men
would use barrel staves to knock the fruit from the branches of the
trees. The idea was to climb into the tree and swat the ripe fruit
toward a coworker on the ground.
Since competition
was great and workers were paid by the piece, they would sometimes hone
their skills at lunch break by tossing unripened (and thus unwanted)
fruit to a picker armed with a stout barrel stave. The striker was
originally called a "Bitter" because of the tart spray back that
sometimes emanated from a smartly struck hedgeapple. Soon a game of
sorts developed where the person catching a swatted fruit was allowed
to throw the object at the head of the bitter. To avoid being struck,
the bitter would run to a designated safe spot—usually a wooden crate
spaced almost 90 feet away. Because a bruised hedgeapple would
sometimes become too slick and slimy to handle after it had been struck
a few times, players would sometimes apply a little pine tar resin,
called pitch, to their hands to secure a better grip. The hedgeapple
tosser was often called a pitch guy. Later it was shortened to pitcher.
My great-great grandfather, Mortimer Potemkin, was a proponent of using
dried bull excrement to dry the hand prior to throwing. He and his
family members became known as bull slingers for their efforts.
Rules began to evolve and soon a fairly well regulated game developed.
It often served as a vehicle for some heavy gambling. As a matter of
fact, the term "hedging one's bet" developed from the practice of
Pensacola bookies who would back up their bets by making counter bets.
The main object of the game was to strike a hedgeapple and begin
navigating through a series of safe crates before someone could bounce
a hedgeapple off your head. Fights and disputes were common and the
game seemed to attract the most base elements in surrounding
communities. Indeed, the Pensacola City Council and the Escambia County
Commissioners briefly outlawed this "Base Game" following a medical
scandal in the 1840's. It seems that young men would get bulked up
using the newly invented growth hormones intended for use in the local
cattle industry. Hedgeapples were soon being swatted far past the
boundaries of the hedgeapple orchards. The game was reinstated and
strictly regulated by local politicians when they discovered they could
tax the new game and charge spectators to watch. Some communities even
used tax dollars to fund huge hedgeapple orchards designed to be used
to accommodate the game and spectators!
Pensacola fielded the first professional team in what was being called
Base Apple. The great hedgeapple blight of 1850 limited the fruit
supply and almost destroyed the game until alternate objects were
chosen. Things looked bleak for a time as local teams struggled through
Base Brick, Base Cow Pie, Base Fishhead, Base Dead Chicken and Base
Boot before the game was finally saved by a young man who had recently
seen the game of croquet being played in the affluent community of
Scenic Hills. As striking a croquet mallet with a barrel stave
seemed rather unrewarding and pointless, someone eventually suggested
using the round croquet ball and Base Ball quickly became a nation's
pastime.
Originally, the term for a player to hit a runner in the head with a
hedgeapple was an "ouch." By chance it was decided to allow each
side to accumulate three "ouches" before losing their turn. Since being
struck in the head with a wooden croquet ball would normally render a
runner unconscious, the act was referred to as "knocking out a runner."
Eventually it was simply shortened to an out or a put-out.
Escambia University, having literally dozens of hedgeapple groves in
the area, became a leader in the early collegiate version of the new
sport. Escambia University was responsible for creating the first
written rules for the sport. Local sportswriters selected
Escambia University as the mythical
national champions through most of the early 1800's. Escambia
University and the surrounding professional teams had great difficulty
in adapting to the new rules and equipment. They tried to maintain the
hedgeapple as the game's main object even after the introduction of the
new ball started a popular trend that has continued until modern times.
Some feel that this reluctance to adapt to new realities has marked the
Escambia County area over the years.
This old photo tells quite a tragic
story. The battered and bruised fruit was the one struck by Hezekiah
Potemkin for his 59th home run in 1875. This was the last year
Pensacola fielded a team in the old professional Base-Hedgeapple
League. The league folded the following year in the face of
competition from the fledgling Base Ball league. Fifty nine home runs
remained the home run record until Babe Ruth hit 60 of them in 1927.
This hedgeapple was preserved and was to be eventually put on display
at Cooperstown. Unfortunately, it was eaten by the family pet goat.
Hezekiah Potemkin would be knocked permanently senseless the following
year when a fielder whistled a wooden croquet ball off his head while
he raced for a safe crate during his tryout with a local base ball
team. We'll never know if old Hezekiah could have hit even more
home runs if given the opportunity to use the modern equipment.
The modern sport of baseball is now played around the world. A
modern
variant of the sport, called softball, is felt by some to be closer to
the original hedgeapple game than today's baseball.
The modern
hedgeapple grows wild throughout the nation and is now considered a
nuisance plant by many who do not know of its glorious history. Early
residents of Pensacola discovered that the hedgeapple could be used as
a very effective contraceptive and also could be used with other fruits
to ward off a serious disease. Dr. Hippocrates Potemkin was the first
to realize that a young lady who kept a small hedgeapple firmly held
between her knees on a date could avoid pregnancy. That same year
(1899), the Potemkin Clinic discovered that sailors who slept with a
hedgeapple in their bed and ate a small lemon or lime every day, could
avoid the dangerous disease of scurvy. The same clinic discovered that
the hedgeapple was invaluable in curing the common cold. Simply
rub the hedgeapple over the chest every day, drink plenty of fluids and
the cold will normally dissipate in 7-10 days. Over the years,
the Potemkin
clinic has accumulsted a number of hedgeapple recipes. Try these
healthful and tasty
treats the next time the gang gets together for a little baseball.
POTEMKIN'S
SURPRISE
Ingredients:
6 Large baking hedgeapples (the kind with bumps)
3 Cups corn starch
1 Cup corn meal (dry)
4 Cups water
1 T salt
a dash of red pepper (more if you are adventuresome)
1 Cup of lard
Preheat the oven to 500 degrees
Place the batter in an oven proof dish lubricated with a fine lard
(We recommend Potemkin's Extra Virgin Lard ®)
Mix the ingredients into a smooth batter
Place the hedgeapples in a covered dish on a separate oven rack
Bake until the batter has formed a firm crust
Serving Suggestion:
Of course you still can't eat the hedgeapples but the crust isn't too
bad.
HEDGEAPPLE
AU VIN PICNIC VERSION Serves Four
Ingredients:
8 Large hedgeapples
8 slices bacon, cut into 1/2 inch pieces
1 frying chicken, cut up, skinned if desired
1 1/2 frozen pearl onions
1 (4 1/2 ounce) jar whole mushrooms
2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme leaves
2 garlic cloves, minced
1/4 cup flour
1 1/2 cups dry red wine
1/2 teaspoon parsley, as a garninsh if desired
1. Heat the oven to 400 degrees
2. Cook bacon in a large skillet or Dutch oven until crisp.
Remove bacon from skillet; reserve drippings. Brown the chicken in hot
bacon drippings, turning to brown all sides; drain. Place chicken in a
2 1/2 to 3-quart casserole dish;sprinkle with bacon.
3. Combine onions, mushrooms, 2 tablespoons parsley, thyme and
garlic in same skillet as before. Cook over medium heat until
thoroughly heated, stirring occasionally. Stir in flour. Gradually stir
in wine. Cook until mixture boils and thickens stirring constantly.
Pour over chicken and bacon in casserole.
4. Cover, bake at 400 degrees for 40-50 minutes or until the
chicken is fork tender and juices run clear. Or if using a meat
thermometer chicken is done when it holds at 180 degrees for ten
seconds. Sprinkle with parsley.
Serving Suggestion:
Use the hedgeapples to hold down the picnic blanket and the paper
plates in the event the wind is blowing
Discard the hedgeapples and wash the plates before using.